I am just being raw today OK?

I don't feel like being cute or clever today. I just sort of feel like a beeyotch, a M-a-v-e-r-i-c-k. This could be from drinking champagne all day and eating stuff I should not have and just wanting to kick myself in the buttocks for having stuffed crab AND pie. I feel like a P-I-G pig! But that is what happens when you wait an extra day to do Thanksgiving. The anticipation gets you and you go overboard, head first into the sweet potato casserole.

First off, the turkey this year was pimping out of control. It was a boiled egg stuffed inside a hen stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a goose which was stuffed inside a turkey with layers of crawfish stuffing all crammed up the various fowl asses. Cool, I just made a pun.

Anyway. I am feeling piggish.

What does this have to do with gourds? Well simmer down home grown, I'm a gonna tell ya.

I get blocked when I am making stuff if I A.) have cluttered closets and drawers B.) am feeling piggish. So I either gut closets or work out extra hard, or both. Every single time, I am all arty and frisky again. I am gourding out of control as I would say.

So at 9:00am, I am hitting the gym and working out with my trainer. Then I think I will come home and make a pig gourd.